if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
AH GOSH this has made me so happy
what wonderful people
omg reblogging cos literally me
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
just-beneath-these-skinny-jeans:
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
jensen making fun of his own bowlegs
makin’ my way downtown
On my way to steal yo girl
Am I the only one who sees the resemblance of him and Rango right now?!
this still annoys THE FUCK out of me, every single time I see this! my gif … and he was actually showing how Jared took off on a horse that was way too small for him!